Jessie decided to tag me for one of these things. Every time she does a meme I'm afraid she'll send it my way. Turns out she did. Rotten bitch!

probably did it just because she's still waiting on the Flash drawing. Well, I'll have you know I have not forgotten and even did some thumbnails! >.>
Urban Dictionary Tag/Meme
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name? Mike
To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
Example: He mike'd it up again. DOH!
EL OH EL. Bang-on.
Here's the second just because it's also fucking win:
A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools
2.) Your age? 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
3.) One of your friends? Lamp
To hit someone, especially in the face.
I love lamp. Seriously.
4.) What should you be doing? Dating.
Socially acceptable form of prostitution.
5.) Favorite color? Black (I bet this one has a racial definition)
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
Okay, so I'm half right. >.>
6.) Birthplace? San Jose
A city in Northern California; The heart of silicon valley, the 10th largest U.S. city, and one of the safest cities in the United States. Home to the San Jose Sharks, San Jose Stealth Lacrosse, and an annual Grand Prix. Awesome weather . . . a drive away from Tahoe, San Francisco, and the Monteray Bay. My hometown, and an great city.
"This article was paid for by the City of San Jose" is all that's missing.
7.) Month of your birth? September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
Fuck
yes.It's also an Earth, Wind, and Fire song.
8.) Last person you talked to? Myself.
An idiot's substitution for the words "me" or "I". "Myself" should only be used in reflexive cases or intensive cases.
Commonly used by people who do not know the proper rules of usage for "me" and "I", or by those who were taught at an early age that "me" is a dirty word.
Incorrect usage:
We need more people like myself to do this job correctly.
Feel free to ask any of us, myself included.
Correct usage:
We need more people like I to do this job correctly.
Feel free to ask any of us, me included.
I made this myself. (intensive)
I hurt myself. (reflexive)
9.) One of your nicknames? Asshole.
Your current boss.
Get back to work, Jessie!
TAGGING... Kazamaki!
You're up, Wannabloved.
I would have used "teddy," but "a guy so sexy that no woman can resist him, nor would they want to, known to cause immense sexual pleasure" is just a touch inaccurate. Anyway, I was "asshole" before "teddy." >.>